Make Azure more complicated and less user friendly.
It seems some people are actually able to use Azure either from a trial or from paying for a subscription. It would be great if you could make Azure complicated enough and so user-unfriendly, that on one could ever possible use it. Just a suggestion though. Or, try moving some of your gadget programmers over to your documentation department. That way, we could teach ourselves in less than a life time.
Oh yes, please don't add a UI option in Azure B2C allowing me to include a 'remember me' checkbox as I so loved wasting an entire day getting to grips with custom policies. It's not as if a 'remember me' checkbox is likely to be wanted by many people. It gives me great satisfaction as I sit here at the end of the day with thoughts of throwing my laptop across through the window knowing that I have achieved so little today.
I was able to understand the process of de-allocating a VM in 40 minutes, please do not make this process easier, with say a GUI, I love spending my worthless time on tasks that should seem simple...